I’ll earn my fortune with an app
To deal with night-time dogs that yap:
Just press a button on your phone
To call an anti-yapping drone
That finds your place then goes and parks
Itself above the dog that barks.
The prototype then simply drops
A little bomb – the yapping stops!
Effective, yes I know, but still
To some it might seem overkill.
A better model – not so cheap –
Would guard against your loss of sleep
Emitting from up in the sky
A whistle at a pitch so high
That only dogs can hear the tone
And get an earache of their own.
