My poems cover, inter alia,
Love and sex and genitalia.
That said, I think I should take stock
Of what has happened to my…. sock.
Torn off in haste, I would have said;
Too keen by half to get to bed.
I must confess I think she’s hot
And has a most amazing….. spot
Where we can lie and simply chat
About this and, especially, that.
I like the way my hand just fits
Around one of her splendid…. bits
Of pottery that line the wall
No, I’m not vulgar, not at all.
